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2019/04/24

Funniest Mom Text Messages

Funniest Mom Text Messages

As the saying goes, “Kids say the darndest things.” However, moms text them!

Do text messages from Mom often come with a slip of the thumb? If so, read this relatable momma mishap messages. They will leave you rolling!

7 Hilarious Text Messages from Mom

Moms feed us, love us, care for us, and make us laugh throughout our adult lives! Keep reading for 7 funny texts from mom that you can totally relate to.

1. WTF!

Daughter: Mom, I passed my exam!

Mom: WTF! I am so proud of you!

Daughter: Mom… what do you think WTF means?

Mom: Well That’s Fantastic!

That text talk definitely doesn’t mean what momma thinks it means! It makes her that much more endearing.

2. That Went South Fast!

Mom: My hoes came in first! Woot woot!

Son: Are you drinking?

Mom: Yes. Lemonade while celebrating my Kentucky Derby online betting win!

Oh, Autocorrect! Her sweet soul definitely meant horse.

3. LOL!

Mom: Aunt Betty passed away tonight. LOL!

Daughter: How is that funny?

Mom: It’s Not funny at all!

Daughter: Mom, LOL means “Laugh Out Loud.”

Mom: Oh, goodness! Let me go text the family back because I thought it meant “Lots Of Love”!

How is Aunt Betty supposed to rest in peace with this going on? She probably rolled in her grave laughing at her silly sister.

4. Coming Out

Son: Hi. Just wanted to let you and Dad know that I’m coming out.

Mom: Baby, I always had a feeling and love you no matter what. But let’s tell your father together in person.

Son: Mom! I’m not gay!! I’m coming out to see you!

Mom: Whoops! Well, I love you however you come out.

How could you feel upset about your mom completely misjudging you when she acts so cute? Just laugh it off and then quietly reevaluate your persona.

5. Spaced Out

Daughter: Yay! So excited you finally caved and got a smartphone.

Daughter: How do you like it?

Daughter? Mom? Why are you ignoring me?

Mom: HowDoIMakeASpace?

Leave poor Mom alone. It’s not her fault she’s not tech savvy.

Remember, she grew up in an age of dial-up internet and pagers. However, there is always space for a little laughter with funny messages from mom like this one!

6. Running Text

Mom: Do not text me for the next hour. I’m going for a run.

Mom: Okay?

Mom: Hello?

Mom: Stop ignoring me, mister!

Son: Mom, you said not to text you!

Moms often tell us not to speak and then ask questions that require you to answer. It’s just one of the many mom-life paradoxes. Giggle and go along with it.

7. Crackalacking Up!

Daughter: Mom, did you get the crackers for my soccer team?

Mom: Oh shoot! No. I’m gonna get crackalacking right now!

Daughter: Please stop.

What is it with pun texts from Mom? Messages from mom might embarrass you a little. But we all need a little laugh and a lot of love, which moms always seem to give us.

Thank Goodness for Moms

What would we do without everything moms do for us? Text messages from mom, like these, will always add a little laughter into your day.

Looking for a little bonding time with the lady who makes you laugh? Share some of these travel articles with her to help plan a little getaway together!

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