I receive several great pitches from companies on a daily basis looking to feature their products, but nothing quite like this one! The pitch was so unique, witty, and entertaining I just had to share it with all of you. It’s for the new FREE official Lorax App and was written by Thomas from Appency marketing agency. Check it out!
Well thank you for reading my pitch-a-ma-phone
for I must tell a tale of an app you should own
or at least write about, yes you must tell the tale
for apps just like this, well… they must leave a trail.
Now, Michelle, please listen I say (with a wheeze)
for I am the Lorax – I SPEAK FOR THE TREES!
I’ve made me an app
out of tidbits and digits
as you know mobile apps are more useful than widgets
What’s an app sir you say?
Well I know that you know
But THIS app my dear friend on your website must go
For unlike other apps that go out with the breeze,
This is the one app that lets YOU speak for trees.
What’s important you see, is you must have the stach’
(I’ve grown mine with the help of the orange miffle mash)
Just hold phone to mouth and start jabbin away
(There are barbaloots listening.. please watch what you say)
Or perhaps its your friends that are lacking some whiskers
Just pull up their photo and slap on some ticklers
Then email away, you can even send post!
To your friends and your loved ones you’re missing the most.
So now lift yourself up by the seat of your pants
and get to the app store and give it a glance
Unless someone like you
cares a whole awful lot
No one will review it
I’m afraid they will not.
How could I say no to that? HA HA HA!
About the Official Lorax App
The Official Lorax App is at this time readily available for Android and iPhones, and changes yourself along with your buddies into The Lorax himself… for free!
The totally no-cost application has two main key features. The first provides you with the ability to hold your cell phone in front of your mouth, so that as you speak a full-screen Lorax mouth moves along with your words. You’ll be able to sing tunes, tell stories, or perhaps read in conjunction with Dr. Seuss while he tells the adventure of The Lorax! It will undoubtedly keep your youngsters giggling and amused!
The other exciting and fun feature enables you to give yourself as well as your pals The Lorax glorious stache. You’ll be able to hold your camera in front of an individual’s face, modify the dimensions and position of the mustache, and then take a snapshot. It’s also possible to place The Lorax mustache over a picture you already possess on your phone.
If you feel like sharing the wonderful Lorax fun with friends the app makes it super simple to do it. The app offers you the opportunity to post your fun image straight to Facebook or Twitter. Users may also share their images with their family and friends using the Postcardin’ feature. The Lorax app comes equipped with two free Postcardin’ shares! Watch the video below!
From the creators of Despicable Me comes the animated feature film adaptation of Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax, a beloved cautionary tale of environmental conservation wrapped up in a colorful children’s story. The 3D-CG animated adaptation is an adventure that follows the journey of idealistic 12-year-old Ted (voiced by Zac Efron) while he searches for a real Truffula Tree for Audrey (voiced by Taylor Swift), in order to win the affection of the girl of his dreams. To find one, he must learn the story of the Lorax (voiced by Danny DeVito) from the enigmatic and bitter old hermit, known as the Once-ler (voiced by Ed Helms), who let the temptation of greed and success get the better of him.
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